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Rose, Aus
As humans, we waste the shit out of our words. It’s sad. We use words like “awesome” and “wonderful” like they’re candy. It was awesome? Really? It inspired awe? It was wonderful? Are you serious? It was full of wonder? You use the word “amazing” to describe a goddamn sandwich at Wendy’s. What’s going to happen on your wedding day, or when your first child is born? How will you describe it? You already wasted “amazing” on a fucking sandwich. Louis C.K (via exoticwild)
152,950 notes   -  20 October
marycwells withmelancholy
Posted on Monday, October 20, 2014 with 152,950 notes
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intensional swagmufffin
Posted on Monday, October 20, 2014 with 60,065 notes
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Posted on Monday, October 20, 2014 with 611 notes
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352,766 notes   -  19 October
hroakie surprisebitch
Posted on Sunday, October 19, 2014 with 352,766 notes
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mrchrismad:

beaumarbre:

random-homestuck-things:

bishounen-jake-english:

jackadiddlediddle:

bishounen-jake-english:

FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO DO NOT KNOW

THIS IS A TRUMPET

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THIS IS A TROMBONE

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THIS IS A TUBA

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AND THIS IS A FRENCH HORN

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THANK YOU FOR YOUR TIME

You mean trumpet

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Slidey Trumpet

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Big ass trumpet

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Drunk Trumpet

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I’M GONNA PUNCH YOU

My sides

AT LEAST YOUR INSTRUMENTS LOOK DIFFERENT 

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those are some fancy guitars


434,295 notes   -  19 October
spoopy-dawson mon-petit-pois
Posted on Sunday, October 19, 2014 with 434,295 notes
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intensional ifuckinghateniall
Posted on Sunday, October 19, 2014 with 62,584 notes
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misterchekov:

reblog if your dick is longer than your arm


283,178 notes   -  19 October
gotbucky starlourd
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juilan dulect

juilan:

Because a piece of gum told me to


Posted on Sunday, October 19, 2014 with 108,194 notes
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miss-grace:

Are you ever just overwhelmed by the horrifying thought that maybe, nobody ACTUALLY wants you around? And it’s not that you think everyone hates you, but it’s just that you’re not special to anyone? And that its really kind of sucky that you’re about 98% sure that nobody thinks “Wow, I just really like talking to her.” and that you could probably just disappear without anyone caring that much?


576,537 notes   -  18 October
miss-grace starlourd
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rameninblack withmelancholy

theodorepython:

rameninblack:

something is seriously wrong with these icons like

the designs make 0 sense they are not indicative of their function (with the exception of text, link and video) 

the icons for link and chat are virtually identical 

the icon for text is noticeably smaller looking and feels off-centered compared to the other icons

did tumblr do this as a joke? did someone make a mistake? i’m genuinely curious because these icons are incredibly ineffective and poorly designed

They changed them back in less than 10 minutes but please let this post live forever as a testament to the staff’s poor decision.


Posted on Saturday, October 18, 2014 with 44,984 notes
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